This section is exactly as the title suggests
| Date | Time | Status |
| June 24th 2023 | 8:45 PM | swag messiah |
| September 10th 2022 | 10:27 PM | This phone addicted generation couldn't survive an hour inside an active volcano |
| August 8th 2022 | 10:23 PM | A buddy and I came up with this thing called the "horrific creation" and nothing is known about it except that it has a stupid evil voice and I sometimes burst out laughing when I think about it |
| July 18th 2022 | 6:47 PM | Sometimes I say words |
| June 15th 2022 | 10:25 PM |  |
| March 3rd 2022 | 2:08 PM | laundry detergent flavoured ice cream |
| February 28th 2022 | 3:41 PM | status update: |
| August 16th 2021 | 3:29 PM | got shampoo in my eye god dammit |
| June 20th 2021 | 6:37 PM | rawr!! ima dinosawr :3c >u< |
| April 8th 2021 | 12:26 PM | i planted some peas, carrots and corn over the weekend. i want to learn how to garden because it'll be a good skill to have when society collapses |
| April 1st 2021 | 5:58 PM | hello |
| 6:10 PM | a picture of me |